Chris Mitchell and the Riff of DOOMŽ

Chris Mitchell

and the

Riff of DOOM^Ž

Violating all SPCA recommendations,
Chris perfected the Riff of DOOM^Ž using
rigorous cat-testing techniques.

Everyone realized early on that the Wiggles
just couldn't handle the Riff of DOOM^Ž.

Crappy horn player Kenny G is shown here
reacting to an awesome blast from the Riff of DOOM^Ž.

How do you spice up the Spice Girls?
With the Riff of DOOM^Ž of course!

Here, the Riff of DOOM^Ž is used
in conjuction with the Headstock of Retribution^Ž
to punish a high-profile pedophile.

Chris managed to make it most of the way
through the GnR reunion show until
the Riff of DOOM^Ž tipped Axel off that
the man in the top hat was not in fact Slash.
Axel was furious!

The first GnR show crashed by the Riff of DOOM^Ž!
This photo was taken mere moments after Chris had used
the Riff of DOOM^Ž to literally blow the pants off of Axel.
Axel wasn't really all that mad.

As this file photo shows, it was not pyrotechnics that started
the Great White club fire, but in fact, the Riff of DOOM^Ž

Ever the humanitarian, Chris has generously used
the Riff of DOOM^Ž to help the 911 commision
investigate controlled building implosions.

NEVER underestimate the power of the Riff of DOOM^Ž!!!

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