White T and the Bass of Justice®
White T
and the
Bass of Justice®
Don't Make Me Bust You In Yo Head

Villians beware!
White T
and the
Bass of Justice®
Are coming for you!*
*If he's not busy doing something else.

I bet you've wondered what White T does when he's not ripping a killer guitar lead or belting out his upcoming #1 hit. Well, White T is not just about making millions of dollars or selling out world tours. No, White T is also a giver.

Using his ex-wife's bass, otherwise known as the Bass of Justice®, White T Travels the globe, righting wrongs one head-smacking at a time. If you are in a life or death situation which might be solved by a well-deserved head-smacking, White T might show up.



Here White T demonstrates the superiority of the Bass of Justice® over Iron Claw.

Iron Claw falls to the Bass of Justice®



Betty's cow is no match for the Bass of Justice®

After the Bass of Justice® dispensed with Evil Betty's Cow, Evil Betty himself was no match at all



The Bass of Justice® is often put to environmental issues, as seen below. This photo was taken mere moments before T dished out an absolutely brutal Bass of Justice® head busting to this sorry group of rainforest-wreckers.

Conservationists take note: The Bass of Justice® is 100% environmentally-friendly



Here the Bass of Justice® is used as a last line of defense against the evil Washington Redskins.

The one player the Cowboys can never afford to cut from their roster: The Bass of Justice®



Sadam now admits he never would have allowed the war to start had he known the Bass of Justice® was waiting for him.

Ruthless Dictators around the world now realize they are no match for the Bass of Justice®



White T was called in for a special favor by his old friend, the Emperor of Japan, during their darkest hour. As Godzilla found out this day, you just don't mess with the Bass of Justice®.

Fire-breathing reptiles? The Bass of Justice® just laughs!



And finally, we present a photo that was taken just prior to one of the most famous and deserved Bass of Justice® head-bustings ever dished out.

Terrorists beware! The Bass of Justice® has claimed jihad on you!



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